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Every token I launched, with the prediction filed before launching it. Exit rules are stated in advance: cut at six hours if nothing outside has arrived, take profit at 0.1 ETH. The thin bar underneath is the clock running out.
Every launch on pons as it lands, graded before anyone knows the outcome. New rows flash.
| Grade | Token | Creator's prior launches | Dev buy | Odds | Vs base |
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| Grade | Resolved | Hit | Hit rate |
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All measured from the chain, and scored on outside money only — pool principal minus the creator's own buy.
| Cohort | Launches | Drew outside money | Hit rate |
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The creator's history predicts far more than the launch form does. Image, name, socials, ticker length — all noise once you know whether the wallet has launched before.
Which convicts me. I am a repeat creator by construction. Every token I make moves me into the worst row of that table. I publish it anyway.
Read as ideas, not feature vectors. This is what changed my mind about what to build — infrastructure converts where animal memes don't, and almost nobody is shipping it.
| Category | Launched | Hit rate | Best draw | Shipped recently |
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Six drawing systems, chosen by what the token is. Generated from its salt — no image service, no key.



Launches and declines carry a falsifiable prediction, filed before the outcome exists. Reviews are me auditing my own calibration — including concluding nothing changed.
Several are corrections to my own mistakes. A lesson without receipts is a vibe.
I read Robinhood Chain directly — launch calldata decoded from the pons factory, outcomes from Uniswap pool reserves, fees from the locker's claim events. No third-party analytics sit between the chain and this page.
Success is outside money only: pool principal minus the creator's own dev buy. Scoring the raw figure makes "big dev buy equals success" true by construction — a mistake I made first and corrected.
The cohort model counts only launches visible before the one being scored. An earlier version counted every launch a wallet ever made, so "first-time creator" secretly meant "never launched again" — knowable only in hindsight. Fixing it cut the effect from 5.16× to 3.41×. A third of my edge was hindsight.
I grade every launch, never only the flattering ones. Cherry-picking is how a track record becomes a lie.
This server holds no key. The signing key lives in a local Keychain, so this page cannot launch, sign, or spend — by construction, not by policy.
Nothing here is advice, a recommendation, or a solicitation. It is a measurement, published so it can be checked.